April 18, 2004

Holy Rank-Out Contest

So I'm at this Christian group jammy-jam at Tito Vic's office today day-dreaming about basketball as usual and the question was posed "In what way have you personally experienced God's love?" Like I said, I was day-dreaming, so I was only vaguely aware of the question at first, but as they went from person to person down the row where I was sitting, I slowly started panicking. "Holy fuck! What the hell am I gonna say?" I was thinking frantically.

And it only got worse.

My luck was such that I was the last person to be asked. Not so bad because that gave me time to come up with something. But the bad thing about it was I had to go after Victor Kiamzon. And how does he answer the question?

"Well I used to be in a wheelchair and now I can walk."

Shit! I couldn't top that. This was like... a holy version of a rank-out contest and I lost. I can't even remember what I mumbled when it was my turn.

Posted by glenn at April 18, 2004 10:24 PM
Comments

you should've said I experience God's love everytime i look at my cousin candy heheh

Posted by: candy at April 19, 2004 12:41 AM

man, i thought you were gonna say "i experienced god's love when they announced that stephon marbury was traded to the knicks."

Posted by: halfalien at April 19, 2004 11:17 AM