I just read in Men's Fitness magazine that there are 96.7 million cows in the United States. Just to give you a clue as to how large a population that is, 96.7 million is almost eight times the number of Asians living in the U.S. right now, three times the number of blacks in America, and about half the number of Hispanics living in Washington Heights, today. Isn't that crazy? If cows suddenly became self-aware and sentient we would be in serious trouble. Hmm, well, they would also have to grow opposable thumbs. And they'd need some time to develop gunpowder to make fire arms.
Okay, so I'm not too worried.
Ever wonder what would happen if cows could talk? I have. You couldn't milk a cow with a straight face. Especially if they enjoy being milked like how some women ... ah never mind. And since they don't have opposable thumbs, the ability to communicate would be wasted on them. No fingers so they wouldn't be able to buzz the buzzer on Jeopardy!. Cows wouldn't be great conversationalists -- we just don't have anything in common with 'em so we'd have nothing to talk about. We'd probably still eat them if cows could talk.
I would, anyway.
Posted by glenn at April 19, 2004 11:58 PMYou have too much time on your hands.. ;P
Posted by: May at April 20, 2004 07:53 AM...waaay too much time on your hands...
Posted by: halfalien at April 20, 2004 10:24 AMi'm gay??? YEAH ALRIGHT THERE.
THANKS ALOT.
PEACE the fuck out.
He he he, that funny!
And we ALL have too much time on our hands, since we all reply on my brother's weblog ... get back to work, classes, or whatever y'all else do, other than having too much time in reading all your friends blogs and replying respectively .... ( hey, I gotta protect my lil' bro . even if he's more structurally immense than I am, but I can still kick his ass ) .. much love!!
Posted by: Kuya at April 20, 2004 11:02 AMMaybe I have too much time on my hands... or maybe I'm the only one that sees the true danger. I hate them cows, man. Shit! That's right I said it. I hate 'em.
I'm lactose intolerant! And what?!
Posted by: Glenn at April 20, 2004 01:27 PMBabe... Come on. Let's be honest here... What don't you eat?!
Posted by: Leah at April 20, 2004 02:33 PMYeah, what don't you eat?
Posted by: Cow at April 20, 2004 02:52 PMWhy's it gotta be about sex all the time?
Posted by: Glenn at April 20, 2004 02:54 PMHey... chomp Chomp CHOMPER!!! G Chomper... HEH! Need I say anymore?
Posted by: Leah at April 20, 2004 03:26 PMLeah, only you can make a dark man blush. Cheers!
Posted by: Arcot at April 20, 2004 04:14 PMbut think of all the steaks, ribs, and various other edibles that cows offer ... not to mention, milk (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry); sour cream for the baked potatos; milk to add to scrambled eggs when you eat the steaks .... hmmmmmm .. i suddenly got hungry ... oh look, a farm is near by ....... brb
Posted by: The Chef at April 20, 2004 07:24 PMahhh, we are gonna be taken over by cows in 10 years...
Posted by: weiwei at April 21, 2004 01:00 AMWho is ARCOT?
Posted by: Leah at April 21, 2004 01:14 PM