May 12, 2004

Unbelievable!

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - The Mexican Air Force has released footage of what a UFO expert said were 11 invisible unidentified flying objects picked up by an infrared camera as they whizzed around a surveillance plane.

Can you believe it? Mexico has an air force.
Oh and that whole UFO thing is pretty interesting, too.

Anyway, I don't believe they are aliens. They're humans but from the future. And they're trying to change the future by going to the past and making sure we stop fucking up the planet. But I'm not really sure why they're abducting people from remote areas and not, like, the president or something.

That's what they should do. Abduct the pres and Bin Laden and put 'em on a planet with an invisible monster, a la Star Trek The Original Series. And let them fight it out with the invisible monster by working together and shit.

William Shatner for President!

Posted by glenn at May 12, 2004 11:50 PM
Comments

Mexico has an Air Force. MAF (Mi Avión Familia). I never would have thought that Mexico has an Air Force. How do the pilots see over the instrument panels? Aren't Mexicans short? And what do they call their birds?
Fighter TB-17 (Taco Bell 17);
Cargo Plane - Enchilada

Seriously though, if there are truly aliens out there; why do they always go Mexico and other remote locations? Don't they realize that there are better abductees in suburban/urban areas. Although, if that would happen; the aliens would get craft-jacked (like car-jacked). Wouldn't it be something to see in the news .........
" As we speak, there is a car chase ... uh .. um . craft chase going on. Three departments are joining forces in trying to stop the craft-jack that happened 15 minutes ago. We have the NYPD, NJPD and PPD on the chase. Bill, it looks to me there are over 30 police vehicles on the chase. The craft in question is a sleek silver colored mobile - nice wax job, by the way. Can't seem to see if it .. OH WAIT ... the craft just took a dove into a ditch. The police are scrammbling, guns drawn ... looks like the alleged violators are ok .. .. just got word, those are kids, just going on a joy ride. Well, not to worry Mr. E.T.; your vehicle is safe; not even a scratch. Back to you Bill."

Posted by: Joker at May 13, 2004 09:48 AM

hey man. that's straight up offensive!

the thing about them aliens in my native land... let's just say that it's no coincidence that aliens and mexicans are both short races...

adios!

Posted by: jose canusee at May 13, 2004 05:23 PM