Don't Fake The Funk

I Just Did The Stupidest Thing

My back is itchy exactly where I can't reach. I pick up this pen, and without looking too closely at it, I use the end of it to scratch the itchy spot. Or at least, I thought it was the end of the pen. Turns out I used the point and I just wrote on my own back. I swear, I must be the only person in the history of humanity (post-invention of writing implements) to do this.