Hot Ape: Did you hear Terrell Owens called Jeff Garcia gay in that Playboy interview?
J. Chimp0: Yeah.
Hot Ape: I'm like... no duh!
J. Chimp0: Hey, he did play in San Francisco.
Hot Ape: Tackle me! Tackle me!
J. Chimp0: That's why he always threw to the tight end.
Hot Ape: Now you know why Garcia wants Winslow in camp: he's sooooo cute!
J. Chimp0: He was like "Come over to my house and we can study your playbook."
J. Chimp0: "... bring your pads."
Hot Ape: "Mmhmm, I recognize this play."
Yes, yes. I know this is pretty homophobic-sounding. And if this offends any gay men out there, I apologize. I ought to apologize to Jeff Garcia, too. Sorry, Jeff. But hey, you gotta admit ... this was pretty funny.
For the record, Jeff Garcia is a great quarterback so his sexual preference shouldn't matter, and it doesn't to me (no, really). Terrell Owens is a loud-mouth punk that represents a lot of what's wrong in sports. The Giants should start Kurt Warner. And finally, someone buy me a Barry Sanders th'oback jersey.
Posted by glenn at August 12, 2004 01:22 PM