Me: Hoy.
Candy: Hoy ka rin, kuya Glenn
Me: If I was playing basketball how would I say "BJ is on fire?"
Candy: Na sa apoy ni BJ... No wait na susunog.
Me: That wouldn't sound right yelling that while playing basketball. How's this? "Ma init ang kamay ni Jordan ngayon."
Candy: That terminology doesn't translate well, kasi in tagalog people will just take it literally.
Me: Well I'll be the first to say it that way!
Candy: Hey that girl in green looks like she's related to Ate Bee.
Me: Yeah she reminds me of Bee and her sisters. Very polite and refined.
Candy: Yeah! I feel so improper eating in front of them. Ate Bee eats grapes very slooooowly.
Me: Indanganos kami, eh. We eat fast and with our hands.
Candy: Oo nga eh! Eh kahit naman sa Manila, ganun.
Me: Indang na sa bahay! (translation: Indang in da house!)
Candy: LOL!!
Me: Oh wait, it's like: Indang na sa bahizzay!
Candy: Hah, I never thought of using the "fo shizzle ma nizzle" language with Tagalog.