Don't Fake The Funk

More Convo Snippets

Because, you know, I have the most interesting freakin' conversations in the world. Not.

Dissed

Glenn: So do you think in English or in Tagalog?
Cristina: I think in Tagalog. Don't you?
Glenn: I'm not sure. I think I think in pictures, not words.
Cristina: Maybe you don't think at all?

No Really, I Couldn't

Hanna: jehy!
Glenn: Is that Arabic?
Hanna: NoI mnea "hey." sro=ry im' abit lit rgiht nbow.
Glenn: Nice. I couldn't tell.

Late

Glenn: Women have been making men late since time began. It's tradition.
Simone: Perhaps, but you don't have any proof.
Glenn: That's the great thing about tradition. You don't really need proof.
Simone: Lies!
Glenn: I'll walk into work and they'll ask, "Yo G, why you late man?"
Simone: uh huh...
Glenn: And I'll just shake my head and half-smile and go, "Chicks, man. Chicks."
Simone: *snort*
Glenn: Then they'll go, "Aaah." Then we'll spend an hour on a cigarette break.
Simone: An hour? Slackers.
Glenn: Such is the way of the world, my dear.

Posted by glenn at September 24, 2004 08:55 AM