October 25, 2004

Well, Duh!

N: I hate men.
G: Why?
N: Because they automatically assume that I'll sleep with them!
G: That sucks.
N: Yes. I'm not a slut. I don't do anything slutty! I'm a woman.
G: Okay.
N: I hate the way the only thing men think about is sex.
G: Well I don't think that --
N: Oh gimme a break! Sex sex sex!
G: No seriously, I don't --
N: Whatever. I haven't met a guy yet who wouldn't sleep with anyone.
G: C'mon, there must be --
N: Why do men focus on sex all the time?
G: Uh, that's not --
N: I'm so frustrated. All men are good-for-nothing horn-balls!
G: Anyway... what are you wearing for Halloween?
N: Sexy nurse uniform with fish-net stockings and knee-high boots.
G: ...

Posted by glenn at October 25, 2004 07:20 AM
Comments

Hey, Glenn. My cousin just put up a personal website. I thought she could use that "Shout Out" feature your website/blog used to have. Where can we find that? What company offers that service (hope it's free).

Posted by: Right Said Fred at October 25, 2004 11:12 AM

I wrote it myself. In perl.

Posted by: Glenn at October 25, 2004 11:21 AM

classic material g-money...

Posted by: Vette at October 25, 2004 10:45 PM