Have you ever noticed that when you break a $20 bill, it's as good as spent? Today, I broke a $20 buying a banana, some gum, and a vitaminwater. $3.75. I turn around and suddenly, the $16.25 that I had left was gone.
All of it. Gone.
And I have no idea what I spent it on!
There are little leprachauns living inside my wallet. They're afraid of big bills but once they see singles, fives, and tens they steal them and bring them to the end of the rainbow. Freakin' midgets.
Posted by glenn at November 6, 2004 01:31 PMi once read this euphimism:
"$20 are yuppie food stamps"
not that i'm a yuppie, but it's so damn true!
Posted by: halfalien at November 8, 2004 02:18 AM