Glenn: I need some advice.
Weng: Ok, Kuya Glenn. Shoot.
Glenn: I'm making ligaw to this girl and...
Weng: Wow. What's with everyone with girls from out of town. First Kuya Ray, now you...
Glenn: Well she's from Long Island. She just grew up back home.
Weng: Oh wait I thought you said you were making lugaw. Chicken soup with rice.
Glenn: Hah!