So I'm on Friendster today and I notice this box labeled "Popular Searches In My Network" and this is what I see:
Okay most of these are fairly innocuous. But yo... "filipino mail-order brides"?! Which one of you people in my network is searching Friendster for Filipino mail-order brides? Holy shit, that's crazy! Especially considering the vast majority of my friendsters are FILIPINO. So either some brotha out there is having a little trouble getting a date or one of you non-Flips in my network is about due for a stern talking-to. Can you see the underlying theme of most of these friendster searches? People are looking for love and companionship. But why on friendster? Why on the internet at all? And holy mother of pearl why Filipino mail-order brides?
Let's go through the list quickly: No, whoever it is does not like you. Why? You're not compatible because your ringtones are cheap. And anyway you're looking for a Catholic partner on the web you crazy wanker. Which is exactly what you were in a past life: a crazy wanker. You'll never get your ex back and anyway why would you want to? Your ex is a lying cheating crazy wanker just like my ex. Her body language says so and so does theirs. That Filipino mail-order bride won't like you either because you are searching the web for romantic date ideas. Can't you come up with something on your own? Or ask a friend? And anyway you're into witchcraft and that mail-order bride is most likely Catholic.
Posted by glenn at November 26, 2004 02:18 PM