January 07, 2005

I Keep You Safe

I just heard on the radio today that 2004 was the first year in decades that crime in the NYC subway system has gone up. Believe you me, it's no coincidence that I barely rode the subway at all in 2004. I keep the subways safe. Crooks are scared of me. But, since I haven't worked in Manhattan for a long time, you'll all have to fend for yourselves for a while longer. Eventually, I'll take the subway again.

As long as someone can lend me a Metrocard.

Posted by glenn at January 7, 2005 02:58 AM
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