Don't Fake The Funk

Funny Conversations

At The Video Store

Teena: Oh look, "Wimbledon" is out on video.
Glenn: Cool. You wanna see that?
Ace: No.
Teena: Hey I remember when it came out in the theater.
Glenn: ....
Teena: And you said you wanted to see it but not to tell anyone.
Glenn: ....
Ace: (chuckles)
Glenn: Thanks, you just told the whole video store!

Handshakes

Glenn: Shake on it?
Beth: My hands are dirty.
Glenn: So are mine.
Beth: And they're sweaty.
Glenn: Mine too.
(shaking hands)
Glenn: Wow your hands are sweaty.
Beth: And yours weren't you liar.
Glenn: But they are dirty.
Beth: Mine too, because I just blew my nose with this hand.
Glenn: Oh... then that wasn't sweat?

Shh!

Glenn: I developed tennis elbow from baking cookies.
Cristina: No way! I didn't think that was possible.
Glenn: It certainly is.
Cristina:Is there a chance that you just played tennis after you bought the cookies from Mrs. Fields?
Glenn: Listen! Don't go telling my secrets!

Posted by glenn at January 7, 2005 02:06 PM