I've been in Albany, NY for the past three days and I gotta tell you, the people that live up there are weird. I passed by a cleaning lady in the second-floor hallway of a Best Western and I said, "Hello." She responded thusly:
"Shaguzzablahahzznahacknid!"
I'm not sure what freakin' language that was. Can anyone tell me? The cleaning lady looked vaguely Eastern European so I'm guessing Serbo-Croatian.
On Monday I accidentally locked my car keys in the ignition (yes, in Albany). Luckily for me it happened near a gas station so I walked over and I asked the dude by the counter, "Dude, I am so stupid, man. I locked my keys in my car. Can you help me out?" He responded thusly:
"Oh man bro you think you're stupid? One time I kicked a pit bull in the ribs."
I'm not sure what he meant by that. Maybe it was code-speak for "Go ask the police to help" because as he said all that, he pointed to the police station.
Ironically, Albany Medical Center is the best hospital in the state for Neurology.
Posted by glenn at March 23, 2005 10:05 PMi think his point is that 'kicking a pit bull in the ribs' is more stupid because the pit bull will get back at you! hehe....
Posted by: harhar at March 25, 2005 03:44 PM