I'm wrong about my car being jealous. Think about it... My car's giving me some problems that made me get stuck at Beth's apartment overnight. Ain't no way I'm getting the chance to sleep at my girlfriend's crib three days after she (my girlfriend, not the car) decides I'm not a completely undesirable prospect. So thusly, I have changed my stance. My car wanted me to spend more time with Beth, so she (the car, not my girlfriend) came up lame to help me out.
All I have to do now is apologize to my car. But she's still not talking to me. I'm thinking a wash or some interior vacuuming would get her back into the mood. Maybe even some perfume -- uh I mean air freshener.
To be honest, i think it was an inside job. Me thinks "somebody" came up with a really well-thought plan and poor car was just a very naive accomplice of a very cunning crime...tsk,tsk. Although why you would go through all that trouble just so you can sleep with my future brother-in-law totally puzzles me....
Posted by: beth at April 7, 2005 11:40 AM