April 11, 2005

What Girlfriend?

I suddenly started mentioning "my girlfriend" in my most recent weblog entries without so much as an explanation.

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Lilibeth, 'Beth' for short. Didn't I tell you? Oh that's right, she got into a really bad snow-sporting accident that caused some brain trauma so she gave me a ten-day trial period at first, just to make sure the injury didn't cause her to prematurely fall for me.

The ten days are up. So far so good. I hope I didn't just jinx myself.

Some interesting comments from our friends:

"So all it took was a blow to the head?"
"Her vision is still affected, apparently."
"Honestly, G, you were whispering in her ear 'love me, love me' while she was unconscious, right?"
"True love caused by a right temporal hematoma and skull fracture."
"And all this time I thought you were gay."

Feel free to add your own wise-ass comments.

Posted by glenn at April 11, 2005 05:41 PM
Comments

D'OH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kuya at April 12, 2005 08:31 AM

Um...i'm not so sure about this but can snowtubing actually be considered a snow sport? Yeah, didn't think so. But thank's for making it sound like one, love. You get bonus points for that :). And oh....promise me you won't hit my head again like you said you would if i break up with you?

Posted by: beth at April 14, 2005 02:53 PM