April 29, 2005

Next Girlfriend Names


Beth:What would happen if I was suddenly taken away from you?
Glenn:Ah, I'd be fine.
Beth:You're not supposed to say that. You're ruining the moment.
Glenn:Uh, well, I mean... I'd be devastated.
Beth:Uh huh.
Glenn:And I'd never recover.
Beth:Hmph.
Glenn:My next girlfriend would have to be named "Beth."
Beth:Or "Bath."
Glenn:Huh?
Beth:You know. Beth and Bath like Gina and Jeanie!

note: "Gina" and "Jeanie" are both actual ex-girlfriend names.
Posted by glenn at April 29, 2005 11:51 PM
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