May 20, 2005

Conversations


Significant Other Dissing
Glenn:So tell me about your boyfriend, man!
Teena:Like what do you want to know?
Glenn:Is he another white boy like the last one?
Teena:Yeah. And is Beth another under-age girlfriend?
Glenn:Ouch. Okay you got me there, honkey-lover.

Please don't misunderstand, I'm a lot more racist than I sound.

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Spoilers
Jim:Have you watched Episode 3 yet?
Glenn:No, because someone spoiled it for me.
Jim:Really?
Glenn:I heard Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Jim:Damn.
Glenn:I know.
Jim:That means he's Luke's father!!!
Glenn:Oh... shit!! Hmm, well, I guess bad acting runs in the family.

Posted by glenn at May 20, 2005 06:02 PM
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