November 07, 2005

The Knicks Called!

Knicks:Hello, can I speak to Glenn?
Glenn:That's me. You guys drafting me?!
Knicks:Well we've got an open practice coming up.
Glenn:Nah, I can't play for LB. I don't play defense.
Knicks:Neither does Matt Barnes.
Glenn:But he's got nice hair.
Knicks:Anyway, the reason I'm calling is some seats have opened up for season tickets to the Knicks.
Glenn:I'd love to buy them. But can you call me back? I'm in the middle of something right now.
Knicks:Sure. When would be a good time?
Glenn:Like, oh, around when I get a job?

By the way, Matt Barnes actually does play defense. And yes, this was a real conversation. Posted by glenn at November 7, 2005 04:30 PM
Comments

it would've been cool if u got the tix so u can watch the knicks lose to the warriors at the garden yesterday :)

Posted by: Vettte at November 7, 2005 08:20 PM