| Glenn: | Did you hear about that theory about why Dave Chappelle ain't doing his show anymore? |
| Sean: | Do tell... |
| Glenn: | "The Dark Crusaders." |
| Sean: | That theory has nothing on the Half-Alien Theory. |
| Glenn: | Of course! Chappelle is just one man, Half-Alien encompasses nations. |
| Sean: | Nations!! Over CENTURIES!! |
| Glenn: | To the very BEGINNING OF RECORDED HISTORY! |
| Sean: | Word. |
| Glenn: | Wow, we should do a Discovery Channel docu-drama. |
| Sean: | You know... [after all this time] I have to say I still stand by it. |
| Glenn: | So do I. One cannot hide from the glaring light of truth, brother. |