10. I can't sleep because of the "runner's high." (or that could just be a regular high...)
9. It's winter and I just froze my kneecaps off.
8. Discarded Taco Bell wrappers on the street make me hungry.
7. People up the block don't curb their dogs after sundown.
6. Neither do people down the block.
5. Staten Island teenage drivers don't mind using my elbows to knock their side-view mirrors off.
4. I'm losing precious e-mail sending & friendster browsing time.
3. It's hard to light a cigarette while running 6 mph.
2. Spandex plus street lights make my butt look fat.
And the number one reason I should not jog at night...
1. I'm waking up the neighbors singing "Eye of The Tiger" at the top of my lungs.
Posted by glenn at October 27, 2006 02:04 AM