July 31, 2004
Bend It Like Beckham
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I know they're all just actresses and stuff, but those soccer players are hot! Great movie. I highly recommend it. I cried at the end. And maaaan, girls with English accents... mmm mmm mmm. |
July 30, 2004
I Just Did The Stupidest Thing
My back is itchy exactly where I can't reach. I pick up this pen, and without looking too closely at it, I use the end of it to scratch the itchy spot. Or at least, I thought it was the end of the pen. Turns out I used the point and I just wrote on my own back. I swear, I must be the only person in the history of humanity (post-invention of writing implements) to do this.
July 28, 2004
HA's QoTD Bite
What is the difference between a 'geek' and a 'nerd'?
July 26, 2004
First Love
My jumpshot is always sweeter in the rain.
Image taken 9:45am Saturday July 24, 2004 at 20th & 2nd Ave.
July 19, 2004
Glenn
I've heard them all: Glennda, Glennard, Glennster, Glennderella, G, G-Money, G-Unit, G-Man. For years nobody's really come up with anything new. Until today.
Glenndoline.
That's a good one.
July 17, 2004
Me Tarzan...
... you Cheetah. No he ain't, stupid. He's a dang chimpanzee. Who wrote Tarzan anyway? Naming a chimp "Cheetah." Geddufugouttahea.
This blurb brought to you by the insane (inane?) conversations of Leah and Glenn.
July 14, 2004
July 13, 2004
My Karma's On An Upswing!
... or should be anyway.
Get this: It was raining like a mofo today, and I had to walk through it to get to the bus stop. The bus never showed up, but the next one was scheduled for twenty minutes later. So I waited in the rain for 20-some odd minutes. But when the next bus finally came, the metrocard reader was broken, so I got a free ride. I saved $4. But the bus broke down on the Gowanus so I, and all the other passengers (but who cares about them?), got stuck on the left lane of a busy highway, in the rain. So that's why my karma should be on an upswing.
Oh and I met this bum. He was really cool. He was so cool I hate using the word 'bum' when talking about him. let's call him a transient.
So I met this transient:
July 11, 2004
My Sweet Sixteen
... sweet sixteen times two, that is. Dirty Deuce, baby! Thanks everybody. To paraphrase Ice Cube, my birth day was a very good day, I didn't even have to use my A-K.
Why do I look like an angry hobbit in this picture? "Baggins? Of course I know a Baggins! Frodo Baggins, bitch!"
July 06, 2004
Troy
GG: I went to see Troy the other day.
HA: Was it Homer-erotic as billed?
GG: Actually it could have been so much better. What did you think?
HA: It's all Greek to me, man.
GG: I was hoping for more. I'm a really big fan of Greek mythology.
HA: They really took the "ill" outta "Illiad," huh?
July 04, 2004
July 03, 2004
Sha-Ra-Po-Va! / M - E - T - S!
Sha-Ra-Po-Va!
Sha-Ra-Po-Va!
Sha-Ra-Po-Va!
Never thought I'd see the day when a little blonde Barbie would beat Serena. Not just beat... but totally dominate. Wowzers.
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Mets!
Mets!
Mets!
Yes, I'll root for the Yankees, but not when they play my Mets. Finally, the Mets take the season series.
July 01, 2004
Red Shirt!
So there I was walking around Manhattan today wearing a red shirt. The nerd in me was thinking, "Whoa dude you look like one of those guys from Star Trek (the original series) that always gets killed on away missions." Yes I was really thinking this.
As I'm walking through Times Square, people are smiling at me and saying, "Dude you must be a big fan!" I'm all... what the heck? These people think I look like a Star Trek redshirt, too? Then it dawned on me. Today is the opening day of Spiderman 2. And I'm wearing red. They must think I look like Spiderman.
So I shot a web up to a flag pole and web-swung my way home. But then I got hit with a phaser and died.